Did the maths: the average plumber earns more than the average graduate. Food for thought.

Quick reminder to everyone in Croydon: know where your stopcock is. You'll thank me at 2am.

Underfloor heating install complete in Croydon. Warm feet all winter, no radiators cluttering the walls.

Unblocked a drain in Croydon that hadn't been touched in years. I'll spare you the details.

If you're in Croydon and need a reliable plumber, my diary's open next week.

Customer in Croydon asked me to "just have a quick look" at their boiler. Three hours later... there's no such thing as a quick look.

Just fitted a Quooker boiling water tap for a customer in Croydon. Game changer for any kitchen.

Trade life in Croydon isn't glamorous, but it's honest work and there's never a shortage of it.

Croydon customer tried to fix it themselves first. It's going to cost them double now. Just call a professional.

Just picked up two new regular customers in Croydon. Word of mouth is king round here.