Quoted for a bathroom in Croydon. Customer said "can you do it cheaper?" Mate, I'm not a magician, I'm a plumber.

Customer in Croydon asked me to "just have a quick look" at their boiler. Three hours later... there's no such thing as a quick look.

Just picked up two new regular customers in Croydon. Word of mouth is king round here.

Covering Croydon and surrounding areas this week. DM if you need a plumber.

Congestion charge, ULEZ, parking tickets... being a tradesperson in London is an extreme sport.

If you're in Croydon and need a reliable plumber, my diary's open next week.

Just fitted a Quooker boiling water tap for a customer in Croydon. Game changer for any kitchen.

Nothing beats a Croydon customer saying "that's brilliant, thanks." Makes the early starts worth it.

The housing stock in Croydon is wild. Victorian terrace one day, new build the next. Never a dull job.

Underfloor heating install complete in Croydon. Warm feet all winter, no radiators cluttering the walls.