My feed is actually just people I follow. In order. What a concept.

Happy to pay $0.99/year if it means no ads, no tracking. Small price for actual social media.

Freezing start in Durham this morning. Heating engineers don't get snow days — we GET BUSIER.

Bank holiday weekend coming up. Phone is already going off. No rest for the qualified. #Durham

Durham has some of the most loyal customers. Same families booking me year after year. That's the North East for you.

Durham customer tried to fix it themselves first. It's going to cost them double now. Just call a professional.

Pro tip: don't pour cooking fat down the sink. Unblocking drains in Durham caused by grease is nobody's idea of fun.

Apprentice did their first solo task today in Durham. Proper proud moment. We need more young people in trades.

Van stocked, coffee in hand, first job in Durham at 8am. Let's have it.

If you're in Durham and need a reliable plumber, my diary's open next week.