Happy to pay $0.99/year if it means no ads, no tracking. Small price for actual social media.

Tool haul from the Bradford Screwfix today. Christmas came early.

Bradford customer made me a brew and a bacon sarnie. That's a five-star review right there.

Apprentice did their first solo task today in Bradford. Proper proud moment. We need more young people in trades.

Boiler breakdown at 7am in Bradford. No heating or hot water. Faulty diverter valve — back running by 9.

Did the maths: the average gas engineer earns more than the average graduate. Food for thought.

Gas safety check done in Bradford. Landlords — these are NOT optional. It's the law.

End of a long week in Bradford. Five jobs completed, zero callbacks. That's the standard.

Covering Bradford and surrounding areas this week. DM if you need a gas engineer.

$0.99 a year. Less than a sausage roll from the Bradford Greggs. And I'm not the product.