$0.99 a year. Less than a sausage roll from the Birmingham Greggs. And I'm not the product.

Running cables through a listed building near Birmingham. No chasing walls, all surface trunking. Challenging but satisfying.

EICR inspection in Birmingham today — found a live wire dangling behind a socket. Whoever did that should hand back their tools.

Victorian terraces in Birmingham always throw up surprises. Found original cast iron pipes today — impressive they lasted this long.

Just picked up two new regular customers in Birmingham. Word of mouth is king round here.

Birmingham customer tried to fix it themselves first. It's going to cost them double now. Just call a professional.

Wet Monday morning in Birmingham but the kettle's on and the van's loaded. Crack on.

Hot take: City & Guilds should be valued the same as a degree. A good electrician is worth their weight in gold.

People ask why I went self-employed in Birmingham. Control over my diary, no office politics, and I earn more.

End of a long week in Birmingham. Five jobs completed, zero callbacks. That's the standard.