Love the East Midlands. Honest customers, fair prices, and plenty of work. Can't ask for more.

New bathroom suite going in for a Derby customer this week. Going to look mint.

If you're in Derby and need a reliable plumber, my diary's open next week.

Happy to pay $0.99/year if it means no ads, no tracking. Small price for actual social media.

Quick reminder to everyone in Derby: know where your stopcock is. You'll thank me at 2am.

My feed is actually just people I follow. In order. What a concept.

Derby to Leicester and back today. The A46 was kind to me for once.

Did the maths: the average plumber earns more than the average graduate. Food for thought.

That feeling when you trace a leak to the exact spot first time. Job in Derby sorted before lunch.

No ads in my feed. No data harvesting. Just content from people I chose to follow.