Customer in Derby asked me to "just have a quick look" at their boiler. Three hours later... there's no such thing as a quick look.

Van stocked, coffee in hand, first job in Derby at 8am. Let's have it.

New bathroom suite going in for a Derby customer this week. Going to look mint.

Derby customer tried to fix it themselves first. It's going to cost them double now. Just call a professional.

Friend asked why I pay for social media. I said I'd rather pay 99p than be sold to advertisers.

Underfloor heating install complete in Derby. Warm feet all winter, no radiators cluttering the walls.

Quick reminder to everyone in Derby: know where your stopcock is. You'll thank me at 2am.

Did the maths: the average plumber earns more than the average graduate. Food for thought.

My feed is actually just people I follow. In order. What a concept.

Apprentice did their first solo task today in Derby. Proper proud moment. We need more young people in trades.