Yorkshire mornings. Brass monkeys in Middlesbrough but the kettle's on at the first job. Crack on.

Nothing beats a Middlesbrough customer saying "that's brilliant, thanks." Makes the early starts worth it.

Pro tip: don't pour cooking fat down the sink. Unblocking drains in Middlesbrough caused by grease is nobody's idea of fun.

People ask why I went self-employed in Middlesbrough. Control over my diary, no office politics, and I earn more.

Tool haul from the Middlesbrough Screwfix today. Christmas came early.

Bit of copper pipe art to finish the day. Sometimes the old ways are the best. #MiddlesbroughPlumber

$0.99 a year. Less than a sausage roll from the Middlesbrough Greggs. And I'm not the product.

Happy to pay $0.99/year if it means no ads, no tracking. Small price for actual social media.

Finished a gorgeous wet room install in Middlesbrough today. Walk-in showers are the future.

Covering Middlesbrough and surrounding areas this week. DM if you need a plumber.