Happy to pay $0.99/year if it means no ads, no tracking. Small price for actual social media.

People ask why I went self-employed in Sutton. Control over my diary, no office politics, and I earn more.

Just picked up two new regular customers in Sutton. Word of mouth is king round here.

London traffic nearly beat me this morning. Left at 6am and still only just made it to the job on time. #LondonLife

Boiler breakdown at 7am in Sutton. No heating or hot water. Faulty diverter valve — back running by 9.

Three CP12 certificates done across Sutton today. Landlords, don't let yours expire.

Wet Monday morning in Sutton but the kettle's on and the van's loaded. Crack on.

The housing stock in Sutton is wild. Victorian terrace one day, new build the next. Never a dull job.

Full heating system install in Sutton: new boiler, 12 radiators, smart thermostat. Toasty.

$0.99 a year. Less than a sausage roll from the Sutton Greggs. And I'm not the product.