Reminder to everyone in Dudley: smell gas? Open windows, don't touch switches, get out. Call 0800 111 999.

My feed is actually just people I follow. In order. What a concept.

Boiler breakdown at 7am in Dudley. No heating or hot water. Faulty diverter valve — back running by 9.

Friend asked why I pay for social media. I said I'd rather pay 99p than be sold to advertisers.

Busy week across Dudley. Three jobs booked back to back. The phone doesn't stop.

Full heating system install in Dudley: new boiler, 12 radiators, smart thermostat. Toasty.

Gas safety check done in Dudley. Landlords — these are NOT optional. It's the law.

If you're in Dudley and need a reliable gas engineer, my diary's open next week.

Traffic on the A38 nearly did me in this morning. Dudley roadworks are never-ending.

End of a long week in Dudley. Five jobs completed, zero callbacks. That's the standard.