Happy to pay $0.99/year if it means no ads, no tracking. Small price for actual social media.

If you're in Hounslow and need a reliable plumber, my diary's open next week.

$0.99 a year. Less than a sausage roll from the Hounslow Greggs. And I'm not the product.

Hounslow landlord wanted everything done in a day. Explained that good work takes time. They came round in the end.

Quick reminder to everyone in Hounslow: know where your stopcock is. You'll thank me at 2am.

Trade life in Hounslow isn't glamorous, but it's honest work and there's never a shortage of it.

Wet Monday morning in Hounslow but the kettle's on and the van's loaded. Crack on.

Another bathroom transformation complete in Hounslow. Before and after pics coming soon.

People ask why I went self-employed in Hounslow. Control over my diary, no office politics, and I earn more.

Covering Hounslow and surrounding areas this week. DM if you need a plumber.