Hot take: City & Guilds should be valued the same as a degree. A good plumber is worth their weight in gold.

My feed is actually just people I follow. In order. What a concept.

Just picked up two new regular customers in Greenwich. Word of mouth is king round here.

$0.99 a year. Less than a sausage roll from the Greenwich Greggs. And I'm not the product.

Another bathroom transformation complete in Greenwich. Before and after pics coming soon.

Saturday emergency call-out in Greenwich. Burst pipe flooding the kitchen. Sorted in 40 minutes.

Friend asked why I pay for social media. I said I'd rather pay 99p than be sold to advertisers.

New bathroom suite going in for a Greenwich customer this week. Going to look mint.

London traffic nearly beat me this morning. Left at 6am and still only just made it to the job on time. #LondonLife

End of a long week in Greenwich. Five jobs completed, zero callbacks. That's the standard.