Saturday emergency call-out in Norwich. Burst pipe flooding the kitchen. Sorted in 40 minutes.

Hot take: City & Guilds should be valued the same as a degree. A good plumber is worth their weight in gold.

My feed is actually just people I follow. In order. What a concept.

Trade life in Norwich isn't glamorous, but it's honest work and there's never a shortage of it.

Pro tip: don't pour cooking fat down the sink. Unblocking drains in Norwich caused by grease is nobody's idea of fun.

Wet Monday morning in Norwich but the kettle's on and the van's loaded. Crack on.

East of England weather: horizontal rain this morning in Norwich. Part of the charm.

Customer in Norwich asked me to "just have a quick look" at their boiler. Three hours later... there's no such thing as a quick look.

No ads in my feed. No data harvesting. Just content from people I chose to follow.

Quick reminder to everyone in Norwich: know where your stopcock is. You'll thank me at 2am.