End of a long week in Manchester. Five jobs completed, zero callbacks. That's the standard.

Just picked up two new regular customers in Manchester. Word of mouth is king round here.

Quick reminder to everyone in Manchester: know where your stopcock is. You'll thank me at 2am.

Van stocked, coffee in hand, first job in Manchester at 8am. Let's have it.

Nothing beats a Manchester customer saying "that's brilliant, thanks." Makes the early starts worth it.

Bank holiday weekend coming up. Phone is already going off. No rest for the qualified. #Manchester

My feed is actually just people I follow. In order. What a concept.

Manchester customer tried to fix it themselves first. It's going to cost them double now. Just call a professional.

Happy to pay $0.99/year if it means no ads, no tracking. Small price for actual social media.

Customer in Manchester asked me to "just have a quick look" at their boiler. Three hours later... there's no such thing as a quick look.